Imaginative Rocker Gifts

Air guitar springs leak.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Little Princess.

Old rocker.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Air Sitar.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

Fancy Dress Box

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Oldies Band.

A man playing on an elephant

Meat Loaf

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Why Bob Dylan never made it through college.

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"I don't think air guitar counts."

Kissing bench with rockers

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."

Adrift with Poems

Marilyn Manson