Imaginative Rocker T-Shirts

Air guitar springs leak.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Little Princess.

Old rocker.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Air Sitar.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Fancy Dress Box

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Meat Loaf

Oldies Band.

A man playing on an elephant

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"I don't think air guitar counts."

Kissing bench with rockers

Adrift with Poems

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."

'He's my personal adviser...he's teaching me the air guitar.'