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Oldies Band.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Time Machine Collision

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

Early Sexting

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

First Speeding Fine.

1986 is my year

Stop and Smell the Roses

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

The days before television

"I don't know. He seems to be some kind of throw-ahead."

Old father time saving app

'You must try not to live in the past.'

Robot in Oz.

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding,'

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

"Oh, that's Harvey Willis. . . he's been here forever."