Time-traveling Artist T-Shirts

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Physician tending a mummy.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"You can count on my unloading the dishwasher in any number of alternate timelines. Now whether it occurs in this one..."

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Before Instagram

First Speeding Fine.

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'I suppose that nowadays anything can be considered art.'

Oldies Band.

"Believe me, nobody's going to care you had facial hair a hundred million years from today."

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Frans Hals Visuals.

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

Cave drawing copyrighted.

'Me invent the wheel!'

Caveman in office, "Miss Jones, come in here and bring me up to date."

Prehistoric Pizza Delivery

Neanderthal paints animals.

'I don't think you can just claim to have invented doctoring. I mean. . . don't you have to be medically trained or something?'

"I'll grant you his work has a certain naïve immediacy."

Mozart writing the digital version of his Symphony No. 38 in D major.

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'