Time-traveling Talent T-Shirts

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Cord cutter

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Time Machine Collision

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Inventing Time Travel

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

Owl Through Time

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'What happens after the end of time?'

Early Sexting

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."