Time-traveling Talent Prints

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Cord cutter

Dr. Roo.

Time Machine Collision

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Cavemen Exhibit

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

Inventing Time Travel

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'What happens after the end of time?'

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

Early Sexting

Owl Through Time

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

Boss

Dr Moo and the Cyber-Cows!

Boss? There was a scrawny pigeon taped to my bedroom window this morning. A post-it note stuck to its back said "Sincerely, Armstrong." So it wasn't a dream! Last night, as I slumbered in my bed, I was visited by three spirits. They took me on a tour of Christmases past, present, and future. I used the tips future-me gave me to tell past-me to save money so present-me can buy the right obscure stocks, so future-me can reap huge dividends in 2047. Very. Bad. Man. The ghosts said something about m

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

The Tardis Shed