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Cave people viewing the cave drawings at gallery.

"I'll grant you his work has a certain naïve immediacy."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Political Cave Art

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"I call it angle-poise"

Time Travel Research Lab

'This is where we hired Felder. All those in favor of going back in time and not hiring Felder...'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"