Time-traveling Rocker Gifts

Oldies Band.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Time Machine Collision

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

Boss? There was a scrawny pigeon taped to my bedroom window this morning. A post-it note stuck to its back said "Sincerely, Armstrong." So it wasn't a dream! Last night, as I slumbered in my bed, I was visited by three spirits. They took me on a tour of Christmases past, present, and future. I used the tips future-me gave me to tell past-me to save money so present-me can buy the right obscure stocks, so future-me can reap huge dividends in 2047. Very. Bad. Man. The ghosts said something about m

Early Sexting

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

1986 is my year

First Speeding Fine.

We love the Rolling Stones...

Stop and Smell the Roses

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Six

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

The days before television

Robot in Oz.

'You must try not to live in the past.'

Old father time saving app

What's the time Mr Dali?

"I don't know. He seems to be some kind of throw-ahead."

Pink Floyd

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

Bus. Routes. Time used to be on my side, now it's at my back and pushing.

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding,'

"Oh, that's Harvey Willis. . . he's been here forever."

"It's time."