Time-traveling Heartthrob Gifts

Early Sexting

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Time Machine Collision

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

Stop and Smell the Roses

1986 is my year

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

Wind farm

The days before television

Old father time saving app

"I don't know. He seems to be some kind of throw-ahead."

'You must try not to live in the past.'

Oldies Band.

Robot in Oz.

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding,'

"Ahh, those were the good old days."

Time Smoking a Picture.