Time Traveller At Heart Gifts

Time Machine Development Lab

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Time Machine Collision

Sundial Time

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"I don't know who you are!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."