Time-traveling Heartthrob Pillows

Early Sexting

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Leslie Caron.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Time Machine Collision

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

Boss? There was a scrawny pigeon taped to my bedroom window this morning. A post-it note stuck to its back said "Sincerely, Armstrong." So it wasn't a dream! Last night, as I slumbered in my bed, I was visited by three spirits. They took me on a tour of Christmases past, present, and future. I used the tips future-me gave me to tell past-me to save money so present-me can buy the right obscure stocks, so future-me can reap huge dividends in 2047. Very. Bad. Man. The ghosts said something about m

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Six

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Stop and Smell the Roses

We love the Rolling Stones...

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

1986 is my year

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

The days before television

What's the time Mr Dali?

"I don't know. He seems to be some kind of throw-ahead."

Old father time saving app

'You must try not to live in the past.'

Oldies Band.

Wind farm

Robot in Oz.

Pink Floyd

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

"Ahh, those were the good old days."

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding,'