Ironic Rocker Gifts

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

An amplified harp

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"Physician heal thyself."

At the CD shop.

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Meat Loaf

'I've never felt so alive...'

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

Success Without Effort

"No air guitar"

"How can one sum up Henry's impact on all our lives? Negligible, I guess that'd do it."

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'He's my personal adviser...he's teaching me the air guitar.'

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

Idiots guide to being an idiot.

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

Mild Thing.