Ironic Rocker Prints

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"This next one's another oldie."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

An amplified harp

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"Physician heal thyself."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

At the CD shop.

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Meat Loaf

'I've never felt so alive...'

Success Without Effort

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

"How can one sum up Henry's impact on all our lives? Negligible, I guess that'd do it."

"No air guitar"

Marilyn Manson

'He's my personal adviser...he's teaching me the air guitar.'

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

Wussapalooka

Idiots guide to being an idiot.

Mild Thing.