Theatrical Rocker Gifts

Marilyn Manson

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Old rocker.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Liam Gallagher.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Rock and Roll

Ringo releases his latest record.

Popera!

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

Santa Metal Claus

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

'Let's rock!'

Football drummer

Rock n'roll.

We love the Rolling Stones...

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Meat Loaf

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

Freddie Mercury

Kissing bench with rockers

Ritchie Blackmore.

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'

Led Zeppelin Gig: 'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and Jack Daniels?'

Keith Richards