Stadium Rocker Gifts

Football drummer

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Beer Order

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Football player has head instead of ball.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Arch of Triumph Save

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Football fans in corona times

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.