Stadium Star Gifts

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Wages of footballer.

Deodorant required.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Taking a peek at the audience

Ice skater

Jack Gleeson

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Eric Clapton.

A man cheers

Ladies

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Doctor Bartolo

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Von Trapp family masks

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

Bow

The Masked Singer

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

The Poet.

Dog picturing himself on stage.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

"I've been on the stage now for 35 years..."

George Best

Football drummer

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.