Stadium Lover Gifts

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'I applied for 80,000 tickets in the ballot.'

Welcome to the condome - funded by the acme prophylactic co.

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

Beer Order

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Baseball Dreams

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Football supporters.

Football player has head instead of ball.

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Football fans in corona times

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Football drummer

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.