Stadium Enthusiast Gifts

Liverpool.F.C fans stealing policeman's horse

Need ticket.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"The public seems to accept this better."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'The stadium restrooms are free, sir. It just costs a buck to get out.'

'We should have called weeks ago.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

Vikings Stadium.

"Megan Frehling, will you please PLEASE just tell me what you want?"

The Hemorrhoid Cream Arena

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"Peanuts! Working for peanuts and without proper benefits here!"

I've discovered a new secret of life: Stadium cushions! Gurusis Universitatis.

Stadium. Food. Beer. In a fan vote, pizza was chosen as the favorite food this season. Ah, so the hot dog is make a concession speech!

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Beer Order

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Official Team Cap With Beard

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