Stadium Enthusiasts Gifts

'Rule #5, all players will be issued a cup to spit in.'

Modern Stadium.

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Beer Order

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

A skier and a paraglider

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Football supporters.