Stadium Aficionados Gifts

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Beer Order

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

A skier and a paraglider

Football supporters.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Fan-Centric Stadium

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Football Stadium

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

The pop-up book of fighters

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Goal Post Ape.

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

Stunning politeness.

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

'What do you mean someone stole the coin used in the coin toss?'

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'