Stadium Style Enthusiast Gifts

Scissors vendor.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Beer Order

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Official Team Cap With Beard

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Lovers in toile de jouy

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Football supporters.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Football player has head instead of ball.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Fan-Centric Stadium

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

Football fans in corona times

Wearing all black

Football Stadium

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.