Stadium Design Enthusiast Gifts

"And these huge screens improve the views dramatically - they show constant replays of 1966."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Beer Order

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Fan-Centric Stadium

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'Olympic stadium for sale available 2013.'

Steel fabricator

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

Henry Ford sculptures

'Of course, that's just a 'ballpark' figure for the cost of building a new stadium.'

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

Stadium. Food. Beer. In a fan vote, pizza was chosen as the favorite food this season. Ah, so the hot dog is make a concession speech!

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

No More Waiting Around

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."