Stadium Design Enthusiast Pillows

"And these huge screens improve the views dramatically - they show constant replays of 1966."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Beer Order

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Fan-Centric Stadium

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'Olympic stadium for sale available 2013.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Henry Ford sculptures

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

Steel fabricator

'Of course, that's just a 'ballpark' figure for the cost of building a new stadium.'

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

"Megan Frehling, will you please PLEASE just tell me what you want?"