Stadium Enthusiast Pillows

Liverpool.F.C fans stealing policeman's horse

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"The public seems to accept this better."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'The stadium restrooms are free, sir. It just costs a buck to get out.'

'We should have called weeks ago.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

"Megan Frehling, will you please PLEASE just tell me what you want?"

The Hemorrhoid Cream Arena

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"Peanuts! Working for peanuts and without proper benefits here!"

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Beer Order

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Extra Long-jump

A skier and a paraglider

Football supporters.

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Football player has head instead of ball.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.