Stadium Planner Gifts

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Spider's Web Trampoline

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'What a control freak!'

Bad Office Planning

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Fan-Centric Stadium

Father Time Management

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"My schedule is just nuts."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"This better be important."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'

'I don't give a fig about 'relaxed planning regulations' it's got to come down.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'And that's the quickest way out of the car park after the game.'