Playground Planner Gifts

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Bedelia was torn. On the one hand, she had never met a man so generous...

Spider's Web Trampoline

Boys looking dissapointed at a spiked post

'Little girls are still sugar and spice but no more everything nice.'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"Don't do it, kid. Think. Think."

"Maybe we should find somewhere else to play!"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"This never happened."

Tree house.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Recess does things to a man."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Ready Mum?'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Children playing games

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Office Park

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

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