Playground Expert Gifts

Fade to black...

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

Swing

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Constructing your own prison!

Yo Yo Tricks.

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

Turn Down For What.