Playground Expert Mugs

Fade to black...

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Converted Parking Garage

Office Park

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Swing

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Turn Down For What.

Spider's Web Trampoline

Multisports

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Constructing your own prison!

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"