Playground Innovator Gifts

'May I have a word with you?'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"I don't know, but lately I've been thinking outside the sandbox!"

'A grass box for the children is a wonderful idea.'

"Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Swing

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Turn Down For What.

Constructing your own prison!