Playground Visionary Gifts

Business Slides.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I'm bored."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Recess does things to a man."

"First snowman?"

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Ready Mum?'

Imagination

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"