Playground Strategist Gifts

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

If you want to be the playground president, you need the right group supporting you! The teeter-totter kids? No. They're too up-and-down. The monkey bars crowd? Nope. They'll just leave you hanging. Who then? You gotta get the swing voters.

'If Tommy can't play right now - could we use his soccer ball?'

I'm running for student council president, so could you keep quiet about the time that I kissed you last year?

"Looks like Zack Morgan has learned to fight back. Try taking Roger Cooper's lunch money instead."

"It's no fair playing tag with him. He has a drone."

"My school day was mixed. Big gains in history class, English was flat, math declined by a quarter-grade, and I took a pounding at recess."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

That kid's all business.

Swing

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

Office Park

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'