Playground Professional Gifts

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Caution: use only under child supervison

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Swing

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Multisports

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Constructing your own prison!

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Little boys