Playground Professional Pillows

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Swing

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Office Park

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

Caution: use only under child supervison

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Multisports

Little boys

Yo Yo Tricks.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Constructing your own prison!

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'