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"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'If Tommy can't play right now - could we use his soccer ball?'

I'm running for student council president, so could you keep quiet about the time that I kissed you last year?

"Looks like Zack Morgan has learned to fight back. Try taking Roger Cooper's lunch money instead."

"It's no fair playing tag with him. He has a drone."

"My school day was mixed. Big gains in history class, English was flat, math declined by a quarter-grade, and I took a pounding at recess."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

Swing

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Turn Down For What.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

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