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"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

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Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

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If bar stools were like playground swings...

Office Park

Swing

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'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

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'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Fade to black...

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

Yo Yo Tricks.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Little boys

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Constructing your own prison!

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"