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'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

"Never mind about the cavity on my front tooth!"

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

'Don't tell Mom, but I kind of enjoy a day off from TV now and then.'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'Can Wally come out and interact and relate to his peers?'

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.

Multisports

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Children playing games

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing football.

'Ready Mum?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Office Park

"I tested very high in playing."

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