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'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"This never happened."

Tree house.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Swing

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Spider's Web Trampoline

Little boys