Playground Planners Mugs

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This never happened."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Tree house.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

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Office Park

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Swing

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Little boys

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"