Playground Architect Gifts

Switchback Playground.

'Sandstorm!'

Constructing your own prison!

'It grows during the night. One day it'll cover the planet, and we'll live in a giant jungle gym.'

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Swingset too close to the fence.

Swing

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Tree house.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Office Park

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Caution: use only under child supervison

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Little boys