Playground Builder Gifts

Caution: use only under child supervison

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Tree house.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"This never happened."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

Office Park

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Swing

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

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