Playroom Planner Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

What can I play?

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Spider's Web Trampoline

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Babies

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

"So much for eternal rest."

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'