Playroom Planner Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

What can I play?

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Spider's Web Trampoline

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

Babies

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Praying for a goal assist.

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"So much for eternal rest."

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'