Playdate Planner Gifts

'They played nicely, but Rex is a bit of a fussy eater: He didn't touch his ants at lunchtime...'

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'I think we should reschedule, Bob's got the hiccups.'

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

"Sorry, but my mum doesn't want me to invite friends over: She's kind of ashamed we live in a pigsty..."

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

'Um. . . I guess I'll take truth.'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'Come over and play. . . and bring your dog.'

'. . . And don't forget, tomorrow is bring-a-friend day.'

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

"So much for eternal rest."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"Thanks again. You've got a great house and a fun care provider."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Dating is so expensive...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Funnel of Love

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs