Stadium Supporter Gifts

"Just our luck, out of all the seats we get the ones in front of the whooping cranes!"

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

Football supporters.

"It's not the crowd control that worries me...it's the changing ends at half time"

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'

Football Stadium

'My feet are killing me.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

100k Desert Crawl

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Fan-Centric Stadium

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Cheerleaders from another planet

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."