Stadium Aficionados Prints

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Beer Order

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

A skier and a paraglider

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Football supporters.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Fan-Centric Stadium

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Football Stadium

The pop-up book of fighters

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

Goal Post Ape.

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

Stunning politeness.

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

'What do you mean someone stole the coin used in the coin toss?'

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Monster Club. It's difficult to get this entire group to a ball game. Yeah, Dracula will go only on bat day. King Kong has to be in the upper deck. Jekyll and Hyde only go to double-headers. There must be a full moon for the werewolf to go. And of course The Hulk will only sit atop the Fenway Park left field wall. Yeah, he loves the green monster! Red Sox.

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.