Stadium Spectator Prints

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'I warned you not to quit steroids cold turkey, or something like this would happen.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'It does sort of look like a bone, doesn't it?'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I AM at my usual position."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Football supporters.

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Fan-Centric Stadium

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Octopus in the bleachers.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

Football Stadium

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."