Stadium Goer Gifts

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

Football player has head instead of ball.

"Dad, tell me the 'Off Side Rule', everybody's waiting..."

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

Fred now understood why this parking lot so close to the stadium was so cheap.

Will the gentleman wearing the hat please stop crunching his crisps

Football fan's painted face turns completely red at the sight of a big breasted woman.

'Get up, you idiots! I didn't say crawl! I said brawl! It's a bench-clearing brawl!'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Heckler with ventriloquists' dummy.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

I'd like to take my two sons to a football match.

The Last Planters Peanut Day.

A Not So Grand Slam.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Football fans in corona times

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Sorry, son, but you can't fast-forward through the time-outs. We're actually at the game."

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"Is this the focus group?"

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Return of the NFL?

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

Who said I had to wear the jersey of my favorite player? Kershaw 22. Hot dog vendor.

I never thought I'd say this, but it's great to see some fan interference.

'I hear there was a power cut at the stadium.' - 'Yes, the hare came third.'

Fan at stadium with huge hat blocks others view.

'I haven't heard this much booing since Backstreet Boys announced they were reuniting.'