Stadium Visitor Gifts

Sports area vendors.

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Beer Order

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Football supporters.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Football player has head instead of ball.

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Fan-Centric Stadium

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Football fans in corona times

A Not So Grand Slam.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.