Cricket Ground Visitor Gifts

'Mind dropping us off at Lords,old chap?'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Alternative fielding positions

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Beer Order

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Multisports

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'How's that, Umpire?'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

Complaining cricket wives

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Cricketer's funeral

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."