Stadium Visits Gifts

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Football

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'I'm hungry... let's go to a baseball game.'

Stereotypical vendor.

'We should have called weeks ago.'

Yankee Stadium.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Baseball fan is struck by ball as he viewed the game through a peephole

Beer Order

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

Arena. Game tonight. I'm thankful life is not a game. I like being in win-win situations.

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

The commentators want to run the officials...

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Football player has head instead of ball.