Stadium Visitors Gifts

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Beer Order

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Official Team Cap With Beard

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Football supporters.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Football player has head instead of ball.

Fan-Centric Stadium

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Football fans in corona times

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

A Not So Grand Slam.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.